Your Man Card

PurringMyrrh
PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
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Surely it's missing some crucial items. Like, there's nothing about farting on there...unless that's how you stopped the purse snatcher or got your face scar.

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  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
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    Surely it's missing some crucial items. Like, there's nothing about farting on there...unless that's how you stopped the purse snatcher or got your face scar.

    It will be covered farting from the beans you'll subsist on during the Appalachian Trail or when doing the lighting farts on fire thing during learning to weld.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    :laugh:

    Hmmm...and maybe "building a log cabin" is just a euphemism for pooping, which may cover it as well.
  • TabithaCheesecake
    TabithaCheesecake Posts: 652 Member
    Aimlessly scratching nuts whilst watching TV?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    "survive rattlesnake bite" ....that implies I was stupid enough to get bit when grabbed it, sucked the venom straight out of it's fangs and spit in the dude's eye who killed my friend for his wallet...
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    "survive rattlesnake bite" ....that implies I was stupid enough to get bit when grabbed it, sucked the venom straight out of it's fangs and spit in the dude's eye who killed my friend for his wallet...

    -Hank Williams Jr.
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I threw mine out years ago.


  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »
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    Yes! Regular prostate exams should definitely be added.
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Lost mine when I admitted the Lindsey Stirling concert may have been better than Dio...
    in his defense, Dio was in his last couple years when I saw him.
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