We broke up because...
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i HUNG aro
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He always forgot to wear pants!0
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Had a strange collection of men's pants0
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She wouldn't let me wear the Pants in the Family!0
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She was too much to handle in bed0
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Used my ears as handle bars git painful after a while0
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we would ???? all night0
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Wouldn't let me pull her hair0
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Complained about my bedroom skillz0
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He always asked questions when I was trying to sleep!0
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I couldn't keep up with her0
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Wouldn't sing me to sleep after asking0
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Hated my singing0
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Ran off with the neighbour0
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Wanted me to sing him a Lullaby after Nookie
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because he didnt share0
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Was too into batman. Can't compete with that0
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He said 6 times a day too much0
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Replaced all my batman things with aquaman things0
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Spelled my name wrong on her tattoo0
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That wasn't my fault!0
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Never took responsibility!0
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went at it like a pro0
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Sobered up and realized he was a dude0
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Wanted to suckle like a baby whilr we were shopping
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He never took off his hat0
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that i was too rough0
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Wasn't rough enough0
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Wanted to share with with others0
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Barked durning sexy time woke the neighbors0
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