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We broke up because...
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Couldn't handle how I expressed myself0
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She requested strange things from me, then blamed me when the neighbors complained!0
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Wasn't a rug muncher
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scratched my back n was bleeding0
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Peed the bed0
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Could never remember the safe word0
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Safe word was "keep going"0
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Called me a monkey0
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She wouldnt shave..."hairrryyy"0
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Was dumb and called her a monkey0
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I lost the handcuff key0
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She once left me cuffed for three days!
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It didn't put the lotion on is skin0
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That lotion had a corrosive in it...left me red raw0
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GAve you a glow0
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Idk she said something about going to live in a cave!0
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i pretend that i liked it0
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He faked it and I found out0
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because i told her the truth, according0
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He realized I was too old for him0
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never did see that i had a good heart nor gave me the chance0
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She didn't have the right equipment0
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LucioReyna wrote: »never did see that i had a good heart nor gave me the chance
Aaaaw. I see it.
but my husband would be angry if I gave you a chance 
slimgirljo15 wrote: »She didn't have the right equipment
She got mad I forgot bail money ONE time0 -
What???
I just found out she has a Husband! 
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Let little details bother her0
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Refused to move here with me.... wanted a long distance relationship0
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His house smelled like corn, but he wouldn't move0
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She was corny0
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He couldn't spell was always mistaking c's for h's!0
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She was Insatiable! I was tired!0
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