if we are what we eat, what if????

You've heard the phrase "you are what you eat"... and in all honesty when I ate unhealthy I felt unhealthy. Now that I'm eating healthy, I feel healthy - but is it enough? There's one thing that I'm surprised I've never seen.... if we want to be a young, fit, trim, sveldt, male or female why isn't there a cannibalism diet? If we ate only young, fit, trim, sveldt men or women, by default we would become young, fit, trim, sveldt men & women.

This seems like it would take care of this over population problem that people seem to be complaining about. We'd probably need to create a regulatory group to mandate ways to determine when people were fit to become food for others. And, restaurants could be attached directly to hospitals. Oh, and we'd also solve the problem of the fact that we're running out of cemetaries and mausoleums if we ingested most of the body first. And PETA could take a hike, as all of our leather would be made from human skin, and wigmakers would get all the hair. Breast implants could be taken from actual breast tissue. The possibilities are endless!!!!! Who's with me?

Let's all start being the people who are what they eat!

*** please note, this is in the "chit-chat, fun & games" category... if you don't understand the satire and sarcasm that this message carries, then I pity you. Go read Johnathan Swift or see the musical Sweeney Todd... I'm not the first person to say these things.

If I could find someone whose name was Bacon...

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If I could find someone whose name was Bacon...

Kevin Bacon is pretty healthy looking... :bigsmile:

...and you could roast him slowly over say...7 degrees?

no, 6 degrees...

I am an overachiever.

Id eat a skinny Asian chick


Manswers (dead serious) just said that Asians taste best to the one remaining tribe of cannibals. White people taste too salty, and black people taste too gamey (that was based on eating their own tribe tho)

i love that show its so funny. have you seen 1000 ways to die on that same channel

yea I love 1000 ways to die, but my bf hates it.

We watch Manswers together all the time haha

Id eat a skinny Asian chick


Manswers (dead serious) just said that Asians taste best to the one remaining tribe of cannibals. White people taste too salty, and black people taste too gamey (that was based on eating their own tribe tho)

Hawaiians taste like pineapple. Just sayin'.

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True fact - meat eaters taste/smell better than vegatarians. From my body mod artist who does brandings.

Does that mean I would turn into my wife? Or we talking about a different kind of eating.. HMMMM..

The muscle heads at the gym don't look that apetizing to me, but thats what I would want to be, Minus the banana hammock!

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it's like the corn fed cows taste better than grass fed cows... I think we're on to something!

I encourage people to eat all the pineapple they want!

Do people from Vermont taste like maple syrup?? :smokin:

Do people from Vermont taste like maple syrup?? :smokin:

...and really slow to catch in the cold temperatures!

Reminds me of a song by BOAC a hip hop artist from the bay area (California)

I heard you are what you eat
It's true that i must be an emcee
If i didn't eat at all well then you'd call me empty
If i ingested only brocolli i would be a vegetable
And if i chomped computer chips, then i would be quite technical
So if i swallowed dinosaurs, i would be jurassic
Plus if i dined on criminal minds then i could be a classic
Consuming homeless people i'd assume i'd be broke
Now, digesting rocks of coke, i suppose i'd be dope
If i ate a scorching torch then my name would start with 'f'
If i devoured bullet rounds then my name would be death
If i tasted Rainman's brain, i'd be super-smart
And if i ate an on-point flow, well i'd be sharp like human darts

You are what you eat!

If i ate piano keys, then i could be real musical
And if i ate up Nikki Taylor's head then i'd be beautiful
If i gulped the big blue ocean i would be aquatic
And if i gnawed Madonna's body, i could be erotic
If i snacked on world map, i guess your boy would be global
And if i munched a nuclear lunch, then i would be Chernobyl
If i did ten prison inmates, i would be in trouble
And if i chugged down dairy products only i'd be butter-****-o
If i clubbed on rubber plants, i might become a coper
If i drank nothing on Friday night then i would be sober
So please let it be, i ate the 60's, i'm John Lennon
And because i ate the last page of the novel i'm the ending
You are what you eat