We broke up because...
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Suggestions....not bossing..he didn't get the difference0
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She was always into semantics0
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picky picky picky0
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He was showing off his chest to all the ladies.0
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She didn't like my chest0
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He promised me a date and never delivered.0
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She wasn't into girls0
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She was too into girls.0
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He wasn't..kind of had a thing for ducks
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We weren't leaving the house...0
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butt stuff isn't my forte.0
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He didn't like my butt0
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She was such an azz0
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Couldn't spell Donkey! ;p0
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She was too fabulous....I was jealous ..0
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I needed more heat...0
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i dont rember..i'm so drunk.. oh wait maybe that wuz it0
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No, we broke up because I kept hogging the blankets... Or so you said.0
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she always had a drink in her hand!0
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each morning i awoke, there she was...looking at me..creeped me out0
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No0
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Kept trying to eat the tropical fish0
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Told me I wasn't cool enough0
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Nope wasn't cool enough0
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She fount too weird that I was wearing a winter hat even in summer0
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Apparently I was too cool.0
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Was always so f-ing cold!0
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would't support my Mowvember initiative0
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