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We broke up because...
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I had teeth marks in everything...ouch..
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Found out she was Blackmailing her Ex with Photos threatening to show his Mama if he didnt pay up!!0 -
She liked to look thru peep holes0 -
He didn't like being spanked..or maybe it was the handcuffs 0
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She didnt like being bound in chains0
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I think he was a Serial Killer!
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She had split personalities..I didnt know which one was her0
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Wouldn't be the Mallory to my Mickie.0
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he wouldn't mallory to my Michael P Keaton0
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It didn't happen...he's still tied up in my basement...it will never happen..he's mine..mine..allll miiiiine..
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People kept calling him a woman.0
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He had an unseemly relationship with a duck 0
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she called my privates duck0
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She's kind of bananas0
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He kept hiding bananas in the sock drawer.0
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He was snooping through people's things.0
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Had a strange obsession with snoopy and Woodstock0
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As long as there is food we will never break up!0
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the pantry went dry...and he wouldn't go shopping0
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Ate too much!0
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She's a lady0
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Called me the tramp from the lady and the tramp I got offended0
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She was easily offended0
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Never broke up with her boyfriend michael0
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She didn't want to share me with Scott...I mean Michael. 0
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He was jealous0
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