We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

She wouldnt let me sleep in the bed

GFitMan

she wouldnt let the neighbors sleep when in bed with me - this gal is a screamer

slimgirljo15

He was doing it wrong..that hurt

FabulousFantasticFifty

She had no sense for adventure!

pie_eyes

He was a *kitten*

FabulousFantasticFifty

I'm not a He!!!

_fitness4life_

She was not a he...what the heck, she told me she was a he!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She found out that my Boobies were real! ;p

JSurita3

She's lovely but I prefer a "He" without boobies.

striderb

Doesn't like hump day.

JSurita3

He always wanted to take pictures of my rear on Wednesdays.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She went bottomless on Wednesdays, idk why

_fitness4life_

she showered with her lingerie on...just weird

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always caught her peepin on me in the Shower!

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FabulousFantasticFifty

I watched the camera footage and it wasn't me on them!

musclegood_fatbad

She found out I was hiding two monkeys and a penguin in the closet by looking at the camera footage

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was afraid to guess what he used them for!

LiftingRiot

Because you cant trust Gingers

FabulousFantasticFifty

He couldn't even lift me and carry me over the threshhold!
and didnt trust me obviously!

BigLifter10

She kept wanting me to dye my hair red.....and wear red lipstick....and take very close up selfies.....got a little too weird for me.....

FabulousFantasticFifty

She thought everything about me was weird!

RunTimer

She lied about her age

JSurita3

We broke up??? No one told me.

RunTimer

She wouldn't let me wear long pants

LiftingRiot

He refused to wear pants

RunTimer

No shirt..no pants..between the two of us we couldn't go in anywhere

FabulousFantasticFifty

He never wanted to leave the house!

blu_de_ville

She didn't like cuddling

deathfromtexas

Not enough superman