We broke up because...
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Claimed my footlong wasn't fresh enough.0
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Told me my six incher was average0
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My best wasn't good enough0
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Kept calling his six inch a footlong
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thought it was "mayo"0
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He thought I was a donut and tried to glaze me.0
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Came home covered in another guys glaze.0
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took a selfie with a stuffed duck and used it as his profile picture on MFP0
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Pfft 6in..not even close
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Well cum closer0
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couldn't spell come0
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Always tested my spelling0
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I just got jealous of her beauty0
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never let me drive0
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would talk to himself all the time, scary experience.0
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always wanted me to "pet" him0
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He could have someone on the side but wouldn't let me have one0
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sucked at driving0
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So critical0
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was too easy0
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Always got the wrong impression0
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Was dangerous for me to be around because my heart skipped beats when she smiled.0
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She wasn't easy
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Had to run0
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Because I questioned him always running out to get milk 30 times a day...0
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she always made us do the "duck face" in our couple pics0
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Wouldn't take off his shades...ever0
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Every one of her selfies had a bed in the background0
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He always slept in the bath tub!0
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