We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
Replies
-
She gave duck when I wanted the d...0
-
she wouldn't say what she wanted0
-
You wouldn't listen0
-
I liked listening to her heartbeat, then she became a zombie.0
-
He must have been zombie..he just wanted to eat me0
-
She never wanted to eat out.....I got tired of cooking0
-
She was a famed Chef who wold never cook for me!0
-
she Beat Bobby Flay, then ran off with him0
-
She couldn't cook especially in the boudoir! ;p0
-
I burnt her toast... again!0
-
Was a terrible cook0
-
Preferred Taco Bell over my homemade Mexican cuisine0
-
Just couldn't cook Mexican0
-
Only wanted to eat haggis...0
-
he didn't have a well developed palate0
-
Told me that I was under developed!0
-
she must, she must, she must develop the bust!0
-
I just could not develop my bust anymore..Any bigger and Id be falling over...she still wasnt happy0
-
Her enhancements were becoming outtta control!!!
0 -
mercy!! she was always looking down her shirt in public -- for dropped potato chips0
-
size mattered0
-
I told him I'm working to drop these 20lbs but size just mattered too much.0
-
she took offense when said she was PHAT0
-
Always calling me names0
-
This content has been removed.
-
because of poo
(her dog ... everywhere)0 -
This content has been removed.
-
her cats...were huge (looked like dogs)0
-
He didn't like my pu$$y cat0
-
This content has been removed.
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 393.4K Introduce Yourself
- 43.8K Getting Started
- 260.2K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.9K Food and Nutrition
- 47.4K Recipes
- 232.5K Fitness and Exercise
- 424 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153K Motivation and Support
- 8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.7K MyFitnessPal Information
- 24 News and Announcements
- 1.1K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.6K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions