We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    He thought I was a hooker and was only willing to pay $25
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
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    He was cheap :o
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    Because making up was so much fun! ;-)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Was still hooked on someone else
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
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    He scheduled date nights with other women.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    Because she didn’t like Pina Colada’s nor getting caught in the rain.
  • sadiebrawl
    sadiebrawl Posts: 863 Member
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    He liked watching movies upside down in his boxers.
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
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    he was always quoting songs, couldn't think for himself
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    Because she could dig my witty and whimsical retort and because “Baby your to square.” ;-)
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
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    he was confused about your, you're, there, their, they're, blah, blah blah
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    MissRheingold wrote: »
    he was confused about your, you're, there, their, they're, blah, blah blah

    Not true, I got the blah, blah, blah, part down.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    had an irrational fear of lows
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
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    He made fun of my bedroom skills.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    edited October 2015
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    she invited her sister into our bedroom


    huh..wait..come back!!!
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
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    He took it the wrong way when my DAUGHTER wanted to borrow one of my shirts and I brought her in there. Perve.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    edited October 2015
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    I found out she was cloning herself
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
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    He thought I was a mad scientist when really I was just trying to make the perfect women for him, everything he hated about me was going to be eliminated.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    she kept sneaking up on me , scraping my skin , and dropping it into a vial.
    when I questioned her she said.."nothing..just wanted something to remember you by"


    ..followed by a maniacal laugh
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
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    He was actually dating one of my clones, I was locked away in the basement.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    edited October 2015
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    misspelled the prior post..she left out the 'w' in clo-ns

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