We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He always came home with chocolate on his lips!
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She boiled my bunny
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After he came home from hunting he always wanted to keep his catch for pets and I was hungry dammit!!!0
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she insisted SHE was the hunter gatherer in the house (and I didn't look good in an apron)0
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He always wore this while cooking the meals and it was just unsanitary!
Hahahahahhahaha!1
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she demanded I vacuum naked
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Back in mother country, my wife to be was thrown in volcano by pterodactyl. We errected statue made of pterodactyl egg casings and hummus. Bride to be much bigger and heavier. Harder to kidnap.
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I fell in love with my best friend.0
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She keeps fallin for everyone0
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Mismatched sex drives0
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Actually, she didn't dig me.
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He has strange appetite for grilled frogs0
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I was way to cool0
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She disliked my grilled frogs0
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He wouldn't clean the house.0
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Her idea of a clean house meant we could have no furniture. I was tired of sleeping on the floor!0
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He only wanted sex in a bed....the neighbours bed
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she found the handcuff key0
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She never said a nice word to me0
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She was always getting asked for autographs when we were out and then finding one of her Fans in our Bedroom closet was the last straw!
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She over romanticized the pippy long stocking era0
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He never made sense and came up with outrages criticisms!0
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she loved Bogart too much0
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He confused Bogart with Grant!0
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The whole harem thing again0
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She was too cool for me!0
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Her smile would mess up my "want to be Grumpy" days!
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she wouldn't give me the time of day
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