We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Im in..lets postpone the break up0
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don't put off today what you could do tomorrow0
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Spoke in riddles0
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she didn't understand me0
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She wanted to go out every night.0
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oh no, we broke up?0
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He seemed rather confused0
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She confused me with her accent ehhhh
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I couldn't explain my emotions in excruciating detail. I felt so .... something. I forget.0
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He was forgetful0
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she used the last scoop of whey0
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Two words...protein farts
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She wore her sunglasses at night and so did I0
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there was never a clean dish in his apartment ... and I couldn't get him to move off the couch0
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No.stop it. No.stop it. No. Stop it. No. Stop it. No. Stop it. No. Stop it. No.stop it.
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He was always hungry and I was afraid to sleep at night fearing I might get eaten!0
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She was afraid of getting eaten, but she always came back for more.0
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he ate my dog0
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He was mourning his dog so much that he never gave me any attention!0
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Your dog deserved it. Hahaha0
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He was scary looking.0
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She got scared when she saw me in the morning!0
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She would always come in at wee hours in the morning.0
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we don't break up - we do makeup sex instead
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Make up made him a easy breezy covergirl0
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He was always telling cheesy Jokes at the most inappropriate times!0
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She insisted I sleep in another room because I flailed at night0
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uses fork like a spoon0
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She flailed, snored and farted all night every night!0
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Is there a appropriate time for cheesy jokes? Life is too shortFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He was always telling cheesy Jokes at the most inappropriate times!
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