We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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she took my life preserver (damn, that water was cold)0
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Always blamed it on the cold!
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im not into rugmunching
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She made it imposible to look her in the eye0
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It just didn't work out......that's all you need to know.0
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refused to wear vertical stripes (something about prison memories)0
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He stole the spotlight all the time
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She didnt want to settle down!0
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Her amazon sisters threatened me0
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He wouldn't marry all of us!
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Wanted me to marry all of her sister wives0
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So many people lived in the house.0
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Found out she was related to Village People..all of them0
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Had an ex he was related to.0
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He wouldn't wear this
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She couldn't do the YMCA song without knocking something over0
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He ran off with the Construction Worker0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He wouldn't marry all of us!
Wasn't equipped for snu snu. (Futurama)
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He insisted I wear weird outfits0
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We were perfect . It ended well. I had to leave0
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Refused to give up their huge cassette collection0
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Every weekend he'd threaten to leave..and every Monday he'd come back0
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Neva
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I realized that they only wanted to be around me because of Taco Tuesday0
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You were pressuring me to drink more milk0
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always started foreplay by saying "yo quiero taco bell'0
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They were terrible at speaking spanish and I didn't even speak spanish0
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The bite marks he left were getting harder to hide0
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This one time, he started speaking and German game out. I was confused0
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Wouldn't let me wear pants and when I asked in German she slapped me0
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