We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

RunTimer

she took my life preserver (damn, that water was cold)

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always blamed it on the cold!

moijo1

im not into rugmunching

RunTimer

She made it imposible to look her in the eye

AndrewBartlett25

It just didn't work out......that's all you need to know.

RunTimer

refused to wear vertical stripes (something about prison memories)

Neversettle78

He stole the spotlight all the time

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didnt want to settle down!

RunTimer

Her amazon sisters threatened me

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wouldn't marry all of us!

kjm3579

Wanted me to marry all of her sister wives

synchkat

So many people lived in the house.

RunTimer

Found out she was related to Village People..all of them

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Had an ex he was related to.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wouldn't wear this

RunTimer

She couldn't do the YMCA song without knocking something over

FabulousFantasticFifty

He ran off with the Construction Worker

LVNF04

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He wouldn't marry all of us!

Wasn't equipped for snu snu. (Futurama)

synchkat

He insisted I wear weird outfits

finny11122

We were perfect . It ended well. I had to leave

LVNF04

Refused to give up their huge cassette collection

RunTimer

Every weekend he'd threaten to leave..and every Monday he'd come back

slimgirljo15

Neva

LVNF04

I realized that they only wanted to be around me because of Taco Tuesday

Alanakrahenbil

You were pressuring me to drink more milk

RunTimer

always started foreplay by saying "yo quiero taco bell'

LVNF04

They were terrible at speaking spanish and I didn't even speak spanish

slimgirljo15

The bite marks he left were getting harder to hide

synchkat

This one time, he started speaking and German game out. I was confused

Alanakrahenbil

Wouldn't let me wear pants and when I asked in German she slapped me