How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,844 Member
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    Choked on duck down
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    Smothered by a pillow in his sleep.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Bad sushi
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
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    Jealous woman
  • Jess1989ica
    Jess1989ica Posts: 2,391 Member
    edited November 2015
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    Smothered by strippers
  • domlnlc
    domlnlc Posts: 21 Member
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    Crazy ex wife
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    ^You'll end up pushing your glasses up too far, thus blinding yourself. When you walk after dinner tonight, you won't see the oncoming car squish you against the road. Ouch!
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    lost her glasses and walked out in front of a car
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    sunn_lighter wrote: »
    @finny11122 prostrate cancer

    Your humour is as dark as mine haha
  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    edited November 2015
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    she rubbed a genie's lamp and when he asked for her three wishes her tongue became numb and paralyzed but she was determined to tell the genie her 3 wishes so she invented her own sign language on the spot... when the genie told her he didn't understand... she flipped the genie the bird.... to which the genie responded.... Nooo.. FU! and poof!!!!! The genie folded her up like an accordion and stuffed her inside his former lamp... the only way will will ever hear from sunn lighter again is if someone finds that lamp and rubs it hoping for a wish.
  • wooooly123
    wooooly123 Posts: 93 Member
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    Jersey__Devil wrote: »
    she rubbed a genie's lamp and when he asked for her three wishes her tongue became numb and paralyzed but she was determined to tell the genie her 3 wishes so she invented her own sign language on the spot... when the genie told her he didn't understand... she flipped the genie the bird.... to which the genie responded.... Nooo.. FU! and poof!!!!! The genie folded her up like an accordion and stuffed her inside his former lamp... the only way will will ever hear from sunn lighter again is if someone finds that lamp and rubs it hoping for a wish.
    I applaud you for such use of an imagination!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    4in a fiery crash on a lonely highway
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    Buried alive in a coffin with the supplies to sustain herself for 3 days while she contemplated the inevitability that was to come.
  • wooooly123
    wooooly123 Posts: 93 Member
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    Jersey__Devil wrote: »
    she rubbed a genie's lamp and when he asked for her three wishes her tongue became numb and paralyzed but she was determined to tell the genie her 3 wishes so she invented her own sign language on the spot... when the genie told her he didn't understand... she flipped the genie the bird.... to which the genie responded.... Nooo.. FU! and poof!!!!! The genie folded her up like an accordion and stuffed her inside his former lamp... the only way will will ever hear from sunn lighter again is if someone finds that lamp and rubs it hoping for a wish.
    You'd be on a hike in a forest and spot a gorilla on your trail. You approach the gorilla so as to try and communicate with it..however, you trip over a fallen branch and knock yourself out on an overhead branch. The gorilla then decides to sit on you, resulting in you being crushed.

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