How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
    Choked on duck down
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Smothered by a pillow in his sleep.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Bad sushi
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Jealous woman
  • Jess1989ica
    Jess1989ica Posts: 2,391 Member
    edited November 2015
    Smothered by strippers
  • domlnlc
    domlnlc Posts: 21 Member
    Crazy ex wife
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  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    ^You'll end up pushing your glasses up too far, thus blinding yourself. When you walk after dinner tonight, you won't see the oncoming car squish you against the road. Ouch!
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  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    lost her glasses and walked out in front of a car
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  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    sunn_lighter wrote: »
    @finny11122 prostrate cancer

    Your humour is as dark as mine haha
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  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    edited November 2015
    she rubbed a genie's lamp and when he asked for her three wishes her tongue became numb and paralyzed but she was determined to tell the genie her 3 wishes so she invented her own sign language on the spot... when the genie told her he didn't understand... she flipped the genie the bird.... to which the genie responded.... Nooo.. FU! and poof!!!!! The genie folded her up like an accordion and stuffed her inside his former lamp... the only way will will ever hear from sunn lighter again is if someone finds that lamp and rubs it hoping for a wish.
  • wooooly123
    wooooly123 Posts: 93 Member
    Jersey__Devil wrote: »
    she rubbed a genie's lamp and when he asked for her three wishes her tongue became numb and paralyzed but she was determined to tell the genie her 3 wishes so she invented her own sign language on the spot... when the genie told her he didn't understand... she flipped the genie the bird.... to which the genie responded.... Nooo.. FU! and poof!!!!! The genie folded her up like an accordion and stuffed her inside his former lamp... the only way will will ever hear from sunn lighter again is if someone finds that lamp and rubs it hoping for a wish.
    I applaud you for such use of an imagination!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    4in a fiery crash on a lonely highway
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Buried alive in a coffin with the supplies to sustain herself for 3 days while she contemplated the inevitability that was to come.
  • wooooly123
    wooooly123 Posts: 93 Member
    Jersey__Devil wrote: »
    she rubbed a genie's lamp and when he asked for her three wishes her tongue became numb and paralyzed but she was determined to tell the genie her 3 wishes so she invented her own sign language on the spot... when the genie told her he didn't understand... she flipped the genie the bird.... to which the genie responded.... Nooo.. FU! and poof!!!!! The genie folded her up like an accordion and stuffed her inside his former lamp... the only way will will ever hear from sunn lighter again is if someone finds that lamp and rubs it hoping for a wish.
    You'd be on a hike in a forest and spot a gorilla on your trail. You approach the gorilla so as to try and communicate with it..however, you trip over a fallen branch and knock yourself out on an overhead branch. The gorilla then decides to sit on you, resulting in you being crushed.

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Syphilis
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    public flogging
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was jailed for lewd behaviour whilst there he was stabbed with a sharpened toothbrush...
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cut his legs shaving...was on blood thinners..bled to death
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    An old rival from highschool put roofies in her drink causing her to collapse where she was dragged to an empty field and fed on by vultures and crows for days on end.
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    Played a game with Jigsaw
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Branch fell from a tree...hit her on the head
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Aboriginal pointing the bone curse

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