How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Cursed by a witch0
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Executed together with me in front of a firing squad for crimes against humanity.0
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Auto erotica0
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She was making love in the garage to the gearshift of her car but forgot to crack open the garage door. Died of carbon monoxide poisoning with a smile on her lips.0
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lesbian witches strapped on a broomstick and wacked you away.0
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Abducted by aliens and milked till he begged for death..so they killed him0
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LolMichael_Lucas wrote: »She was making love in the garage to the gearshift of her car but forgot to crack open the garage door. Died of carbon monoxide poisoning with a smile on her lips.
...you've thought of this havent you 
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she opened al capone's vault and saw her head was already inside.0
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The hooker bit it right off..died of blood loss
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Was doing backflips when she remembered she cant do backflips0
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Was swept out to sea by the tide.0
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Diseased prostitute...don't know what he picked up..but his bits just rotted off 0
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Leprosy.0
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Was the victim of a vampire attack and dragged back to her lair for eternal torturing.0
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Was used as a boy toy by a russian cartel boss...he killed himself..the shame..duckie couldn't look at himMichael_Lucas wrote: »Leprosy.
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thepetrovafire wrote: »Was the victim of a vampire attack and dragged back to her lair for eternal torturing.
AIDs infected victim0 -
torn to pieces by ravage wolves.0
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Fell asleep outside a froze to death0
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she built a time machine, went back to the night she was conceived but this time her mom accidently swallowed.
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...impregnated 24 prostitutes...their pimp killed him 0
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went on a crazed killing spree and accidently died slipping on the blood of one of her victims, head hitting corner of a counter top.0
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Was at the Donner party0
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Farming accident..fell under the thrasher0
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Passed out in the sun, burned to death0
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Slipped in the bathtub...it didn't kill him ..but he couldnt get out of the tub...he laid there and starved to death0
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Tripped over a skipping rope on the floor..face planted the concrete0
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Death by accidental erotic asphyxiation.0
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Drank too much water0
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weight fell on top of her cutting the circulation0
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