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Hates the duck..secretly lusts after a stuffed bear

Typo'd his username -- was going for "ChillLax" (strangely, it's less about the street-coolness of it all, and more related to his penchant for imbibing massive quantities of chilled orange-citrus fiber cocktails)

Is wearing absolutely nothing except for Chapstick in this pic!

can spell his entire name in the snow using just what nature gave him..and 2 beers

Hates all wines ..

Looks to me for beverage suggestions

telling him why he should get some meaty balls

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licked all the chocolate off the nuts and then spit them out

Shown here inspecting the damage from the aforementioned incident.

Wanted to be the Six Million Dollar man but was only offered the part as the Bionic Woman! He took it anyway!

Isn't an amazing friend and woman.

She's very shy!

worked for the OSS.. codename FALCON

is a retired Rockette

Go's around singing "I Shot The Sheriff But I Did not Shoot the Secretary!"

has a leather fetish