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I have no idea how to break the news to you all, but I guess you deserve the truth! Stan is currently a Resident of Shady Acres State Hospital and frequently breaks into the head Psychiatrist's office and hacks his computer!
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She is Stan's roommate0
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Synchkat and my Husband made me think I was seeing and hearing things that weren't really there just so they could have me committed and live off my fortune!0
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Mad as a cut snake ^^^
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Enjoys the taste of the adhesive used on clear packaging tape. While this may seem to be a harmless quirk, there are risks of complications when this mixes with her bedroom pass-times.0
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Is involved in my bedroom pass-times..
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Jo left me with several lesions where acrylic adhesives have removed rather sensitive skin...
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He's greatly exaggerating when he says "hour" !
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He's greatly exaggerating when he says "hours" !
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They sleep in a handstand position to improve circulation0
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Has no eyeballs behind the glasses0
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Wear negative sized Hats!0
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Has horns on their elbows0
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He thinks that there's more than one of me!0
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Swam over the ocean, up the mouth of the river, jumped up the stream, dodged bears, to swim to the spawning grounds and forgot the pass code to get in0
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He quit his day job to be a comedian...0
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Much like Chuck Norris, @LiftingRiot does not sleep, he "waits" (to lift)0
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Was known as Merlin in a former life0
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He was Cleopatra in his!0
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Learned how to "walk like an Egyptian" from @LiftingRiot0
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He was just listening to my band JACKPIPE on reverbnation.com0
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May not actually be the reigning monarch of any nation or principality.0
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Has Jermaine Jackson on speed dial0
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Goes fishing in his bath tub0
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Is Jermaine Jackson0
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Took off her senior year of high school to follow the Grateful Dead.0
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Is Jon Bon Jovi's Mistress!0
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Is President Hoover's mistress0
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^^^ is president Hoover0
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Fills her bra with jello0
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