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synchkat

Is wondering what we're messaging about her

OneHundredToLose

Has a lab in space where he is constructing a robot army that he will eventually send to earth to exact revenge on the girl who laughed at him when he asked her to the dance

FabulousFantasticFifty

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Is wondering what we're messaging about her

She's starting bad Rumors about me!

slimgirljo15

She spanks all the male mfpers daily

FabulousFantasticFifty

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! She doesn't even know how to keep a secret!!

OneHundredToLose

Her hair is actually dyed

mandipandi75

He's bunking right above me

synchkat

Dipped himself in gelatin and got sold on Amazon.Com

mandipandi75

Gave me her credit card so we could buy him online

FabulousFantasticFifty

Once wrestled John Cena in jello!

synchkat

Is right now figuring our how much Jello it would take to make a good wrestling ring

OneHundredToLose

Stands on the corner warning people about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide

mandipandi75

Can't breathe without his mask

FabulousFantasticFifty

Tried to rip the mask off of him to see if true!

RunTimer

survived for 364 days on candycorn

slimgirljo15

I massaged the oil into his back

FabulousFantasticFifty

She's applying more oil and not to his back!

bobbyneedstogetfit

She not watching the oil being applied

FabulousFantasticFifty

His skibbies were washed out to sea!

Timshel_

Bieber finally had to get a restraining order against her

slimgirljo15

Hates beer and sex

KristinaAkurela

Hates the man above her...

Timshel_

Giggles at HGTV when they talk about buffing wood.

slimgirljo15

I polished his balls today...I mean you polish tennis balls...right!!!

lqqkingatu

she tried to put his balls in the washing machine -- yanno where the tennis balls go

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synchkat

Believes she's a mermaid

finny11122

Licks the ice rink before every game as a prematch ritual

jbuzzed

Collects toenail clippings

47Jacqueline

Has a muffin top