Corny little joke to brighten your day :)
Jenny56dreams
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A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
Officer: May i see your licence?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'
Officer: May i see your licence?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'
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Hilarious!!! Thanks! :laugh:0
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hahaha that is awesome! lol0
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I'll add to the mix it that is ok.
Two cows are talking.
Cow 1: "Hey, did you hear about that mad cow disease?"
Cow 2: "Yeah, but I'm not worried about it."
Cow 1: "Why not?"
Cow 2: "I'm a duck."0 -
Love it! Thanks for the giggles!!!0
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I'm going to add to this.
My dog ran off last night. I walked around the roads calling his name for 2 hours and still couldn't find him. My daughter said I should look harder; so I shaved my head and got several tattoos. I still can't find the dog however.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Hee hee hee funny as f....udge!0
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I haven't heard that one before!! LOL!! Hilarious!!!0
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Too funny. :-) Thanks all.0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Those are good!0
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Number 1 fan of. Corny ;-)0
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lol :laugh:0
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A blond is walking along the banks of the river when she see's another blond on the other side of the river. She calls out "hey can you tell me how to get to the other side of the river"? The other blond calls out "you ARE on the other side of the river"!0
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What kind of bee produces milk?
.....a BOO-BEE!0 -
Two blondes hire a boat and go fishing on a lake, they have an awesome catch and want to return to the same spot and are trying to think of ways they can remember where they are.
I know said one of them, let's marks an X on the side of the boat. The other blonde can't stop laughing, I can't believe how dumb you are she said, why said the first blonde, well said the second blonde............how do we know we are going to get the same boat? :noway:0 -
WOW!!!0
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That's hysterical! lol0
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lmao!! blondies!0
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bump in case any other jokes are posted0
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Three construction workers are sitting 80 stories up on a steel bar eating their lunch one day. There's a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
Brunette: "Man, if my wife packs me a turkey sandwich one more time, I'm going to jump off this building!"
Redhead: " Man, if my wife packs me a ham sandwich one more time, I'm going to jump off this building!"
Blonde: "Man, if my wife packs me a tuna sandwich one more time, I'm going to jump off this building!"
~the following day~
Brunette: "Turkey again! That's it!!"... and so jumps to his death.
Redhead: "Ham again!! That's it!!"... and so jumps to his death.
Blonde: "Tuna again!! That's it!!" .... and so jumps to his death.
~ three days later, the men are given a combined funeral. The wives stand around the caskets and are talking amongst themselves~
Brunette man's wife: "Had I known he hated turkey, i wouldn't have made it!!"
Redhead man's wife: " Had I known he hated ham, I wouldn't have made it!!"
Blonde man's wife: " Don't look at me, he made his own lunch!!"
hehehehe.... :laugh:0 -
2 peanuts were walking down the street..
One was assaulted! (a salted, get it, get it? BWAHAHAHAHAHA)0 -
Thanks for the chuckles!! :laugh:0
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