We broke up because...
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He wasn't impressed by my Sculpture of him!0
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well, she fond of sculpting with Play Dough.0
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she wouldn't let me play with her dough0
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He wasn't a good cook0
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She'd greet me each day by banging foreheads (Ow..enough is enough)0
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we didn't..I'm just waiting for her hair to change color0
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Too much man for me :O0
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He said I wasn't feminine enough because my stache was thicker! Don't be jealous!0
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she only wanted me for my locks..then she cut them and ran off with them0
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He claimed I was using him!0
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found out we were siblings twice removed0
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He worked for the mafia and removed my siblings!0
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she got mad when i removed all the buttons and zippers from her clothes0
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Runtimer logout gor a moment man0
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He wanted me to shave my head so his hair would be more glorious!0
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she demanded I shave.....y'know...there.0
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our hair was always getting tangled0
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He spent more time looking at himself in the mirror than looking at me0
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she wouldn't move0
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She always wanted my attention! It was always "me me me"0
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blah blah blah0
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He mocked me0
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She didn't like my jokes0
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i was too much of an alcoholic0
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He drank all my rum0
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She shared our Rum with another!0
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toilet paper: I said leaf side over..she said leaf side under0
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She broke my mini me, far too aggressive0
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He made me use Leaves from the yard because he was too cheap to buy real toilet paper!0
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Toilet seat: He said leave it up, I said *kitten* it I'm peeing in the woods.0
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