We broke up because...

Nograce80

She wrote me a 12 book series about her life, each book containing 1,000 pages. it was just to much information to retain!

RunTimer

I wasn't deserving of her

KingLarry99

She spent all of her time reading a book about someone else...

RunTimer

Found out he was a puppet ruler

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was a King who treated his Queen as a Peasant!

JSurita3

I felt ignored

BeefyUk

I ignored her

FabulousFantasticFifty

He ignored my Friends!

BeefyUk

She ignored my friends friends

RunTimer

@FabulousFantasticFifty
she caught me looking at her necklace...again..and again

Nograce80

He really was only looking at my necklace! Sad

NYactor1

Couldn't decide on Mexican or Italian restaurant on date night

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't like Japanese food!

Becka4Real

Didn't like my cooking

JSurita3

He was homeless

Becka4Real

Insisted I make 5 meals a day

Nograce80

Wasn't into kitchen shenanigans

Bonny132

Did not like my gourmet cooking

raychulj22

Didn't enjoy kitchen sex.

Bonny132

Preferred kitchen sex with the maid instead of with me

JSurita3

Tried to walk all over me

SugarBabyGirl

He couldn't keep his eyes and hands off the maid

raychulj22

Super jealous.

Bonny132

Could not understand I am not into sharing

Nograce80

Wouldn't share anything!!!!! Labeled everything

finny11122

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XykEnBpyfr4

slimgirljo15

Found the neighbours wife in our closet...suspicious much ..

raychulj22

Sorry about your bunny. *belch*

slimgirljo15

Escaped the basement

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't be my toy..my plaything..said it was demeaning