We broke up because...
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The wine didn't talk back!0
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she was too sensitive..could take neither a critique nor a compliment0
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He never complimented me.0
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I complimented her all the time, but apparently "Can you make me a sandwich, it tastes better when you do" didn't count!0
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She always said Train during sexy time.0
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I didn't like her friends0
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She didn't like my friends.0
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She lived everyday like it was 1989
beepers,
walkman,
Miami Vice0 -
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She totaled the Ferari0
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He wouldn't buy me a new one0
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She was a gold digger0
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He wouldn't help me find treasures0
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She kept burying herself0
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He farted at dinner0
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Smelt like skunk
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Didn't think Pepe LePew was adorable!0
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He didn't love me 0 -
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He wanted me to pay for his favours..0
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He went broke watching his Ex!0
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I asked her to paint her lips pink!0
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He was Mad and is now a resident of Shady Acres State Hospital!0
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He over exaggerated his assets!0
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He told my mama that I collected naughty photos0
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She posted her naughty photos of me online 0
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