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We broke up because...
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Was pissed because I didn't get said naughty photos...0
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I was choking and she just laughed until my face turned people then gave me the heimlich!0
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he burned holes in the sheets lighting farts0
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Was just too much0
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I was the wrong sex0
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Nympho0
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oops that should have been on my favorite feature thread 
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He was always hanging out with the Nymphos in town!0
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she stole my favorite lipstick again!0
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He counted everything I owned and tracked the inventory. At first I thought it was cute, but then he would say stuff like "do you really need another pair of panties? Don't you already have 256 pairs?"0
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He loved ..everybody0
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She was jealous. I would get the cold shoulder if I was too friendly with the cashier at the store!0
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Ahh..humping the cashiers leg was just plain embarrassing for both of us...
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She had too many chinchillas!0
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And her Monchichi collection was out of hand!!
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He was deathly afraid of Stuffed animals!0
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Of her constant flirting with men & women
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Because of his constant flirting with his self in the mirror0
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I never understood his metaphors!0
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She flirted outrageously with metaphors as well !!0
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He called me "outrageous"! I never knew if it was a compliment or a criticism!0
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She was outrageous.... It is definitely criticism, not a compliment0
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He was so damned Critical!!!0
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She didn't realize that I was laughing with her not at her0
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She laughed to herself constantly and when I asked her she would look at me with a smile and say "nothing"0
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I laughed at her selfie0
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He was useless after he injured himself taking this photo!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He was useless after he injured himself taking this photo!
Useless for what flirty pants !!!0
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