We broke up because...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

He was spelled moustache mustache.

raychulj22

He refused to move his stuffed animal collection out of the bed and make room for me.

Tonydevolanii

Make stupid hairstyles

raychulj22

She forced me to sit through Elf for the 100th time.

ilfaith

He couldn't get over the fact that I'd never seen Elf.

lqqkingatu

ummm if you saw this guy in tights, you'd understand

slimgirljo15

Couldnt keep up

_fitness4life_

His ex broke him and I couldn't fix him. Had to let him go

LindsayPosey

She kept trying to fix me

mandipandi75

To make up again

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always spoke in Rhymes and riddles!

47Jacqueline

Had no concept of whimsey

mandipandi75

Was a bit too whimsy

jbuzzed

Was a money pincher

JackKopCh

Drank all my chocolate milk

slimgirljo15

Always wanted milk..straight from the breast..embarrassing shopping

jbuzzed

Kept a fridge full of chocolate milk and wouldn't share a drop

mandipandi75

Liked to suckle all the time

slimgirljo15

Kissed every woman he met..

FabulousFantasticFifty

Kissed every pool boy we hired!

slimgirljo15

Did more than kiss every pool boy we hired

slimgirljo15

Lol..wouldn't leave the pool boys alone

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was only massaging his strained muscle that's all!

KristinaAkurela

His pool girls obsession...

GFitMan

Wouldn't cater to my pool table fetish

slimgirljo15

Im sorry honey..I misunderstood.I whacked your balls with the pool cue...I was trying to get them in the pockets as you asked..

GFitMan

Refused to let my 8 ball enter the corner pocket

slimgirljo15

Always jiggling the balls in his pockets

GFitMan

When the referee yelled "free ball" you resorted to socially unacceptable behavior

slimgirljo15

Hahaha ....only wore short shorts no underwear...said that was what a "free ball" was