We broke up because...

Imperfect_Angel

She was just too private and kept secrets. I couldn't get through to her.......then I met a guy

slimgirljo15

Read my diary..wanted to know all my secrets

runningstrong80

You never call...you never write...

slimgirljo15

He never called or wrote either

KristinaAkurela

She kept waiting on the wrong man.

Nograce80

She wanted a man I was a lady!

LiftingRiot

She thought she was a lady but that was far from the truth, I wanted a lady

JackKopCh

Caused too many riots

Nograce80

Was afraid of a little spat!

_HunterKiller_

She very nearly snapped it off

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ItsMeGee3

Always pretending to be someone he's not

_fitness4life_

Her smile blinded me....

MisterRok

Her small head

melmelw03

he became obsessed with his bestie. It was too weird. Especially all those pics in his gallery.

jacklifts

Always wore hooded sweatshirts. Couldn't appreciate her figure.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out that she was a Vigilante at night who shot Arrows at Villains! Didnt work out because I was a Villain! ;p

Nograce80

She was pining for prunes.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She Pruned my Pine tree and it died!

Nograce80

She was always blaming for for everthing!

_fitness4life_

She never owned up to the fact she burned my favourite sweatpants.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She had an unhealthy obsession with Gym clothing!

RunTimer

because Yoga Pants are NOT evening wear

JSurita3

So critical of my attire

ScorpionQwean

because @runtimer was running out of time

Gymmadelad29

Because she could not keep up with the food bill

FabulousFantasticFifty

He Dined and Dashed andleft me doin the dishes!

jacklifts

i was having a heart attack, and had to be carried out by the paramedics. didn't dash.
always was a drama queen

FabulousFantasticFifty

I guess he died!

Jess1989ica

She didn't have the right equipment