We broke up because...
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He got mad at me for wearing his Rhinestone rimmed Sun Glasses!
The rhinestone ones are mine. Besides, you look good in these.
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He was always looking in the mirror instead of my eyes! And he was Scared of my Husband the Rock!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He was always looking in the mirror instead of my eyes! And he was Scared of my Husband the Rock!
Yeah, right! Look who's staring at her mirror right now!
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he keeps popping up on my rear view mirror0
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When did we break up? I didn't know.0
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She was insane0
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Called me crazy0
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He dodged my calls0
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Didn't know me at all.0
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He had too many women, I didn't want to compete for him.0
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She was to beautiful and quick witted i couldnt keep up0
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Her talk was so smooth she slipped off a cliff
Oops wrong thread. We never broke up before she slipped off the cliff.0 -
He lived on the edge!0
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Too wild for me0
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I stepped out of the car to take a leak and she drove off0
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He "leaked" our private business onto the World Wide Web!0
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She had too many lovers on the side0
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She didnt think that front and center was good enough!0
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Found pix he was blackmailing MFPers with
(..and since I now had the pix, who needs him?)0 -
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He'd pass out after a Glass of wine!0
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She kept drugging my wine0
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She stole my perfectly good satin sheet set!0
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She let other Women in our Bedroom and we suddenly had no sheets!0
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He turned our Bedroom into a Playground!0
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She only allowed me to play for 15 mintues a day
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I was tired!
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Foreplay was only 15mins
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She was tired! 0
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She took too many shots of espresso because she was tired...now she's not...0
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