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We broke up because...
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Why did he always keep a hammer tucked into his belt? Weird right and reason to break up0
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He was a tool
And wouldn't scare raccoons away0 -
She was mean to the exterminator0
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He cluttered up the bathroom0
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He didn't like my friends0
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She had prettier hair than me and I got jealous!0
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She made me get rid of the backyard raccoons0
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She wanted to keep raccoons as pets!0
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He stole my egg salad0
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Lets call it what it was.... She wanted to eat the raccoons.0
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He got swept away by anotherLiftingRiot wrote: »Lets call it what it was.... She wanted to eat the raccoons.
This raccoon could feed a family it was so huge0 -
I misunderstood and thought she was talking about my Azz!0
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She thought everything was about her "Azz". Ok Kim Kardashian... Its not0
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He didn't like my big azz0
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I would have to pull two chairs out for her to sit down when we went out to eat.0
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He never wanted to eat out.... because he was embarrassed of my azz. 0
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I was jealous of her dark hair0
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She decided to break up with me because I was going to busy with a new job, and she couldn't bear waiting around for me. Maybe in the future I will have more time!0
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The plumbing was incorrect0
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she answered honestly when I asked "Does my *kitten* look big"0
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irreconcilable differences (stoopid Yankee fan)0
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He watched baseball all the time0
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I wanted beer and he wouldn't share0
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She molested my duck.0
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He wouldn't share all this tasty food0 -
She lifted more than me and I couldn't handle the shame0
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He punched my grandmother at the dinner table last Thanksgiving.0
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His grandmother couldn't hang0
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His pecs kept stretching out my shirts0
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