We broke up because...

LiftingRiot

They were my shirts but like a typical woman, took ownership over everything after we got together....she had to go

SugarBabyGirl

He didn't like me wearing his shirts to bed

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Kept trying to wear clothes to bed.

jbuzzed

He had a no clothes in public rule

RunTimer

got mad when I cut strategically placed holes in her t-shirts

LiftingRiot

He was a cutter

RunTimer

he was cuter

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Kept rearranging my furniture when I wasn't home just to mess with me.

jbuzzed

Always wanted to stay in bed and I wanted more adventure

LiftingRiot

Only had one piece of furniture.....

jbuzzed

Thought only having a swing in the bedroom was not enough furniture

LiftingRiot

He didn't get that the swing wasn't for him

synchkat

He took up adult colouring and never looked up from the book

RunTimer

she was eaten by a Raccoon

jbuzzed

He wasn't over his lost love @synchkat

LiftingRiot

He was always off working knitting costumes for some lady. I needed quality time

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jbuzzed

always wanted my face painted

rjason2015

You didn't save me any water.

synchkat

Kept throwing water on me then saying i wasted it

rjason2015

wouldn't let me feed her racoon.

RacerX_14

Brought me water and I wanted beer.

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synchkat

Brought be beer but I wanted ...well beer so I"m not sure why we broke up

RacerX_14

NothingsGoing2StopMe wrote: »

never appreciated what I did for him

I'll have to work on that. My bad.

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jbuzzed

Had a serious problem with sexiness

jbuzzed

He spent more time getting ready to go out than I did

RacerX_14

jsummd looks better in workout clothes than I do.

Thisnameischosen

Always walked around naked