We broke up because...

jbuzzed

Was obsessed with batman

DaddieCat

Didn't understand my obsession with Batman

slimgirljo15

She preferred robin ..I couldn't cope with that..

jbuzzed

Wanted a 3some with Robin but she wouldn't listen

DaddieCat

Wouldn't let me call her Ivy

slimgirljo15

Please take me back

jbuzzed

Wanted Bane back and not me

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't believe my heart belonged to her...He means nothing to me baby..honestly you're the one...

Pssst bane..meet me out the back

RunTimer

didn;t like my romantic cosplay idea

slimgirljo15

He wanted to play dress up with someone else

jbuzzed

Always excluding my dress up friends

synchkat

Dressing up to her meant actually putting on clothes she demanded nudity at all other times

jbuzzed

Was such a prude

slimgirljo15

Way too promiscuous

47Jacqueline

Chose her friends indiscriminately

jbuzzed

Was too picky

SeptemberSun_1333

Liked to listen to Barney while going to sleep

slimgirljo15

But I dont want to break up..can't we try again?

jbuzzed

She's always pining after some other guy

jbuzzed

He wanted a Sub and I'm no submissive

slimgirljo15

Could only be one Dom in our relationship...didnt like it wasnt him

jbuzzed

Way too aggressive

slimgirljo15

Such an animal..tore my clothes ...bit me..
What!!!..wait...take me back

ThatFatAsianNerd

He told me he wasn't into tater tots.

jbuzzed

Liked to create tater tot dioramas

FabulousFantasticFifty

His weird obsession with Tots!

lqqkingatu

she was obsessed with McDonalds hash browns

NYactor1

I was into the hash browns...just not at mcDonalds....

tsalagirose

I wasn't lovin' it

NYactor1

I was working 3 jobs to make her happy...