We broke up because...

RunTimer

She caught me jumping on the bed


..with her sister

Thisnameischosen

RunTimer wrote: »

She caught me jumping on the bed


..with her sister

B*stard

synchkat

She had a potty mouth

jbuzzed

Her language offends me

RunTimer

He sang "My girl likes to Party all the time" too many times
https://youtu.be/iWa-6g-TbgI

pie_eyes

Same

LiftingRiot

Doesn't matter, he doesn't remember.... damn drugs

synchkat

He never let me use the mirror in the bathroom.

pie_eyes

She stole all the men I was after

synchkat

Only cause he stole the men I was after...no trust

slimgirljo15

She decided she didn't like girls

slimgirljo15

He wanted to share my girls

RunTimer

she said I paid too much attention to her girls (quote: "my eyes are up here")

Thisnameischosen

Woke me up with bagpipes every morning

RunTimer

she wouldn't blow

synchkat

Forgot to breathe, passed out, got a concussion and couldn't figure out who he was

RunTimer

She was too rough with my instrument

synchkat

He kept saying blow, blow now, harder....made me so nervous

RunTimer

Wouldn't stop fussing with my Kilt

slimgirljo15

Looked better in a skirt than I

slimgirljo15

He lied..I don't wear pants ..

slimgirljo15

Didn't like hair in his teeth

19gabriela01

He told I am so dramatic!!!! How could he!?!?! He probably didnt know me that well!!!! Can you imagine!?!!? Calling me dramatic! No idea where he got that!!!

jbuzzed

He wouldn't eat home cooking.

RunTimer

Found out her name was an acronym
Just
Shut
Up
My
Minion
Drone

LiftingRiot

He was unto conspiracy theories. Constantly peeking out windows like a crack head

RunTimer

Found out that we were brothers..separated at birth

slimgirljo15

We just didn't click

RunTimer

insisted we sleep in bed (how conventional)

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't let me sleep..just wanted to talk all night ..yap..yap..yap