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She caught me jumping on the bed
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She had a potty mouth0
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Her language offends me0
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He sang "My girl likes to Party all the time" too many times
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Same0
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Doesn't matter, he doesn't remember.... damn drugs0
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He never let me use the mirror in the bathroom.0
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She stole all the men I was after0
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Only cause he stole the men I was after...no trust0
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She decided she didn't like girls0
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He wanted to share my girls0
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she said I paid too much attention to her girls (quote: "my eyes are up here")0
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Woke me up with bagpipes every morning0
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she wouldn't blow
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Forgot to breathe, passed out, got a concussion and couldn't figure out who he was0
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She was too rough with my instrument0
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He kept saying blow, blow now, harder....made me so nervous0
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Wouldn't stop fussing with my Kilt
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Looked better in a skirt than I0
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He lied..I don't wear pants ..
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Didn't like hair in his teeth 0
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He told I am so dramatic!!!! How could he!?!?! He probably didnt know me that well!!!! Can you imagine!?!!? Calling me dramatic! No idea where he got that!!!
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He wouldn't eat home cooking.0
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Found out her name was an acronym
Just
Shut
Up
My
Minion
Drone0 -
He was unto conspiracy theories. Constantly peeking out windows like a crack head0
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Found out that we were brothers..separated at birth0
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We just didn't click0
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insisted we sleep in bed (how conventional)0
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Wouldn't let me sleep..just wanted to talk all night ..yap..yap..yap0
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