We broke up because...

jbuzzed

She was all "wham bam thank you ma'am"

DaddieCat

because I googled them and didn't like what I saw... or didn't see as the case may be.

synchkat

He had become the bane of my existence

slimgirljo15

He didn't tell me..I got home from work and the furniture was gone..

RunTimer

she made love like a professional wrestler

jbuzzed

He didn't like it rough

synchkat

She like me to say ruff...like a dog

DaddieCat

she wouldn't play fetch correctly.

slimgirljo15

Barked during sexy time...landlord threw us out..no pets allowed..he thought we had a dog

DaddieCat

The collar chafed.

synchkat

Too delicate.

RunTimer

she broke me

slimgirljo15

he forgot the safe word...sorry I didn't mean to hurt you

DaddieCat

The safeword was unpronounceable.

synchkat

You know that Bane...He's so vain

RunTimer

there was a safe word? now you tell me!

jbuzzed

Lied to the cops

DaddieCat

I thought the song was about me.

slimgirljo15

Complained about the bite marks and scratches

DaddieCat

Kept insisting I was complaining.

synchkat

Omg the whining. Couldn't take it anymore

RunTimer

because I told him we were (and he does everything I say)

slimgirljo15

he wanted me mute ..Said he would cut out my tongue alrighty..we know thats not gunna happen..

He kept stealing my panties

RunTimer

always on my back..She'd ride me all day and night

wait a minute



come back!!!

synchkat

So incredibly fickle. Always changing his mind

RunTimer

She kept insisting TIC TACS were a breath mint
theyre candy mints..am I right?

slimgirljo15

He was always wrong

DaddieCat

semantics

slimgirljo15

Wouldnt do a 3some

DaddieCat

habitual liar... see above