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MFP crushes
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projectsix wrote: »Michael_Lucas wrote: »
Jebus this guy can pull the action...on both side.
Feeling mousey.
Just shut up.
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oh, sweet baby Jeebus... thank you, Jo!
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Gets the lady parts tingling
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projectsix wrote: »Michael_Lucas wrote: »
Jebus this guy can pull the action...on both side.
Feeling mousey.
Shall I dye my hair red for you???0 -
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »@PurringMyrrh ...for you ..can we share
Ermahgerd! He's so lush....wtf, how... Totally sharable. Thanks chickie!
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@JackKopCh Woo hoo, I'm on somebody's list! 0
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projectsix wrote: »Michael_Lucas wrote: »
Jebus this guy can pull the action...on both side.
Feeling mousey.
Shall I dye my hair red for you???
I like you EXACTLY as you are.
Troofax
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Aw lucky you Mel you got complemented by chaelaz
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_Captivated_ wrote: »
Yay! I was starting to get some sad feels since pretty much every chick on mfp got named on that orgy list but me!@Maximus
I didn't either.
A sympathy orgy invite?
Ditto. We can start our own.0 -
projectsix wrote: »Michael_Lucas wrote: »
Jebus this guy can pull the action...on both side.
Feeling mousey.
Shall I dye my hair red for you???
I like you EXACTLY as you are.
Troofax
So is that the same as a crush declaration???0 -
_fitness4life_ wrote: »Aw lucky you Mel you got complemented by chaelaz
I know!!! It's like the holy grail of compliments. If only @leut_underpants would give me one, then my life would be complete. And I want cartoon flowers too.0 -
leut_underpants wrote: »_fitness4life_ wrote: »Aw lucky you Mel you got complemented by chaelaz
I know!!! It's like the holy grail of compliments. If only @leut_underpants would give me one, then my life would be complete. And I want cartoon flowers too.
Don't you have to rub my lamp before making wishes?
Miss Melodious,
Not only will I openly exclaim my affection and remind you publicly and yet again of your beauty, I shall also wish you a happier future than your present, and remind you that I have brothers, plural. :flowerforyou:
They are by some miracle both married, and not nearly so pretty, sadly. As usual, I'm doing it wrong. :ohwell:
...but wait, there's more!
:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
omg mel!!!!!!! look at that!!!!
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..I don't believe it either.. 0
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^ My ultimate MFP orgy........
Ooooh! This would be fun!
:b
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projectsix wrote: »Michael_Lucas wrote: »
Jebus this guy can pull the action...on both side.
Feeling mousey.
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@xxghost @kace_kay @4ever420 @yourradimradletshug @Organicgasm @jaymvita @Sweetsluv @Ipshelly164 @WarDamnJay @attosa @hayleylou85 @elephant2mouse @MezaEza @MrsBooBear @heelsandlifting @jenmar22 @tillthefitladysings @blossomh0lly @missfairyface @Determined_ella_89 @imicevska7 @Thisnameischosen @vinalali @Silversonnet @_SummerGirl_ @LindsayPosey @courtneyy232 @kmlong2015 @slimgirljo15 @_fitness4life_ @Lady_Spartan15 @Sugar_Pill @Nograce80
^ My ultimate MFP orgy........
Anytime but you know that already!
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Never get invited to orgies...men are intimidated I think...or at least that's what stops me crying at night.0
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Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Never get invited to orgies...men are intimidated I think...or at least that's what stops me crying at night.
Who says you can't!? Aren't we allowed to bring guests? 0 -
Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Never get invited to orgies...men are intimidated I think...or at least that's what stops me crying at night.
Who says you can't!? Aren't we allowed to bring guests?
+1 at an orgy....I can think of nothing worse haha 0 -
Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Never get invited to orgies...men are intimidated I think...or at least that's what stops me crying at night.
Who says you can't!? Aren't we allowed to bring guests? +1 at an orgy....I can think of nothing worse haha
I was thinking more along the lines of... Special guest appearance 0 -
Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Never get invited to orgies...men are intimidated I think...or at least that's what stops me crying at night.
Who says you can't!? Aren't we allowed to bring guests? +1 at an orgy....I can think of nothing worse haha
I was thinking more along the lines of... Special guest appearance
Last time I was arrested for flashing I said it wasn't flashing it was a special guest appearance! I even put a fake moustache nose and glasses on him...police didn't buy it though..
Shall I come in to the moulin rouge soundtrack?0 -
Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Never get invited to orgies...men are intimidated I think...or at least that's what stops me crying at night.
Who says you can't!? Aren't we allowed to bring guests? +1 at an orgy....I can think of nothing worse haha
I was thinking more along the lines of... Special guest appearance
Last time I was arrested for flashing I said it wasn't flashing it was a special guest appearance! I even put a fake moustache nose and glasses on him...police didn't buy it though..
Shall I come in to the moulin rouge soundtrack? that must have been the best disguise! I mean who would suspect a fully grown Pinocchio?! Genius!
No no "you can leave your hat on" slower the better 0 -
Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Never get invited to orgies...men are intimidated I think...or at least that's what stops me crying at night.
Who says you can't!? Aren't we allowed to bring guests? +1 at an orgy....I can think of nothing worse haha
I was thinking more along the lines of... Special guest appearance
Last time I was arrested for flashing I said it wasn't flashing it was a special guest appearance! I even put a fake moustache nose and glasses on him...police didn't buy it though..
Shall I come in to the moulin rouge soundtrack? that must have been the best disguise! I mean who would suspect a fully grown Pinocchio?! Genius!
No no "you can leave your hat on" slower the better
fully grown....Ella you generous lady you!
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Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Never get invited to orgies...men are intimidated I think...or at least that's what stops me crying at night.
Who says you can't!? Aren't we allowed to bring guests? +1 at an orgy....I can think of nothing worse haha
I was thinking more along the lines of... Special guest appearance
Last time I was arrested for flashing I said it wasn't flashing it was a special guest appearance! I even put a fake moustache nose and glasses on him...police didn't buy it though..
Shall I come in to the moulin rouge soundtrack? that must have been the best disguise! I mean who would suspect a fully grown Pinocchio?! Genius!
No no "you can leave your hat on" slower the better
fully grown....Ella you generous lady you!
When I said leave your hat on... I meant the song as in full monty... So... You can't leave your hat on
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@Mr_Stabbems you are on my orgy list!!!0
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@Mr_Stabbems you are on my orgy list!!!
I actually never thought to assemble an "orgy list". I always figured i would just jump in when I came across one.0 -
Oh god what have I done to deserve this @JackKopCh0
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