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Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Never get invited to orgies...men are intimidated I think...or at least that's what stops me crying at night.
Who says you can't!? Aren't we allowed to bring guests?
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Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Never get invited to orgies...men are intimidated I think...or at least that's what stops me crying at night.
Who says you can't!? Aren't we allowed to bring guests?
+1 at an orgy....I can think of nothing worse haha 0 -
Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Never get invited to orgies...men are intimidated I think...or at least that's what stops me crying at night.
Who says you can't!? Aren't we allowed to bring guests? +1 at an orgy....I can think of nothing worse haha
I was thinking more along the lines of... Special guest appearance
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Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Never get invited to orgies...men are intimidated I think...or at least that's what stops me crying at night.
Who says you can't!? Aren't we allowed to bring guests? +1 at an orgy....I can think of nothing worse haha
I was thinking more along the lines of... Special guest appearance
Last time I was arrested for flashing I said it wasn't flashing it was a special guest appearance! I even put a fake moustache nose and glasses on him...police didn't buy it though..
Shall I come in to the moulin rouge soundtrack?0 -
Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Never get invited to orgies...men are intimidated I think...or at least that's what stops me crying at night.
Who says you can't!? Aren't we allowed to bring guests? +1 at an orgy....I can think of nothing worse haha
I was thinking more along the lines of... Special guest appearance
Last time I was arrested for flashing I said it wasn't flashing it was a special guest appearance! I even put a fake moustache nose and glasses on him...police didn't buy it though..
Shall I come in to the moulin rouge soundtrack? that must have been the best disguise! I mean who would suspect a fully grown Pinocchio?! Genius!
No no "you can leave your hat on" slower the better
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Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Never get invited to orgies...men are intimidated I think...or at least that's what stops me crying at night.
Who says you can't!? Aren't we allowed to bring guests? +1 at an orgy....I can think of nothing worse haha
I was thinking more along the lines of... Special guest appearance
Last time I was arrested for flashing I said it wasn't flashing it was a special guest appearance! I even put a fake moustache nose and glasses on him...police didn't buy it though..
Shall I come in to the moulin rouge soundtrack? that must have been the best disguise! I mean who would suspect a fully grown Pinocchio?! Genius!
No no "you can leave your hat on" slower the better
fully grown....Ella you generous lady you!
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Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Determined_ella_89 wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Never get invited to orgies...men are intimidated I think...or at least that's what stops me crying at night.
Who says you can't!? Aren't we allowed to bring guests? +1 at an orgy....I can think of nothing worse haha
I was thinking more along the lines of... Special guest appearance
Last time I was arrested for flashing I said it wasn't flashing it was a special guest appearance! I even put a fake moustache nose and glasses on him...police didn't buy it though..
Shall I come in to the moulin rouge soundtrack? that must have been the best disguise! I mean who would suspect a fully grown Pinocchio?! Genius!
No no "you can leave your hat on" slower the better
fully grown....Ella you generous lady you!
When I said leave your hat on... I meant the song as in full monty... So... You can't leave your hat on
sorry.. 0 -
@Mr_Stabbems you are on my orgy list!!!0
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@Mr_Stabbems you are on my orgy list!!!
I actually never thought to assemble an "orgy list". I always figured i would just jump in when I came across one.0 -
Oh god what have I done to deserve this @JackKopCh0
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missfairyface wrote: »Oh god what have I done to deserve this @JackKopCh
Because you are a sexy nurse
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leut_underpants wrote: »I suppose I should mention that I find @_Captivated_ worthy of more than a sympathy crush, as well. She makes me want to forget my issue with blondes. :flowerforyou:
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missfairyface wrote: »Oh god what have I done to deserve this @JackKopCh
Because you are a sexy nurse
hahah sexy nurses are like unicorns my friend...you rarely find them and when you do they give you the horn. 0 -
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Mr_Stabbems wrote: »missfairyface wrote: »Oh god what have I done to deserve this @JackKopCh
Because you are a sexy nurse
hahah sexy nurses are like unicorns my friend...you rarely find them and when you do they give you the horn.
Would a dental nurse with a unicorn tattoo, count? 0 -
MrsBooBear wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »missfairyface wrote: »Oh god what have I done to deserve this @JackKopCh
Because you are a sexy nurse
hahah sexy nurses are like unicorns my friend...you rarely find them and when you do they give you the horn.
Would a dental nurse with a unicorn tattoo, count?
you always count L0 -
Mr_Stabbems wrote: »MrsBooBear wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »missfairyface wrote: »Oh god what have I done to deserve this @JackKopCh
Because you are a sexy nurse
hahah sexy nurses are like unicorns my friend...you rarely find them and when you do they give you the horn.
Would a dental nurse with a unicorn tattoo, count?
you always count L
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Here to find people to crush on haha0
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