Post a lie about the person above

She created Chuck E Cheese and Mayor McCheese she likes cheese things

Is Grimace

Is apart of that ring even though he tells everyone he's never heard of hockey

Master of the universe

He is actually Honey Boo Boo's real Father!

Stalks George Lucas

Has two wooden peg legs. She's not missing her actual legs, she just has peg ones. She keeps them under her bed and brings them out at night when no one is looking, then puts them on her hands and pretends to be a horse.

This is what she can do with those Pegs!

Shaves his back and then glues the hair to his face.

wanted in 3 states

Rides a penny farthing to work every day wearing an oversized purple and orange patchy hat.

knows which came first (chicken/egg) but refuses to say

is wearing my boxers under that dress

She only walks backwards, that's the secret to those fabulous legs.

Buys hair weaves from Beyonce