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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I told her to roll over and she left!
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She tried to roll me off the bed.0
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She thought I was a little too rough!
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She just recently tried another one of @SideSteel 's new workouts... I just couldn't deal that well with it. (Sorry sweetheart). http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/695972/intermittent-farting0
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It didn't happen..Stan and I are still happily together.
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She was with another0
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She wouldn't share Stan and his intermittent farts0
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She liked to smell Stans farts I couldnt compete0
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She ate Beans and Broccoli 24/7!0
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I considered going brunette...no red ..no relationship0
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she was prejudice about redheads0
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Told me the carpet was red..she lied
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Didn't like my interior decorating!
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I was so tired I couldn't stop hating everyone0
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Drank coffee in front of me but wouldn't share any0
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Pinky was stuck out to grab the Bailey's bottle, he got in the way0
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He didn't think that was a fantastic idea0
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Made me so miserable, needed alcohol to cope0
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Paid too much attention to others and not enough to me.
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His full attention meant I needed a restraining order0
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When she said she had a restraining order, I thought we were role playing so I came through the window.0
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this
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He never would explain himself with the use of gifs0
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didn't treat me like a princess0
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He couldn't figure out how to push the right buttons0
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Bicep envy
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Hair envy...
... back hair
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Aww stan..you know we'd never break up
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She wouldnt leave Stan, they ran off and left me stranded at Ayers Rock!0
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