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Walk into a night club and the poster above is.....
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Keeping me busy0
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Busy in the corner.
And minds out of the gutter ladies. That's a common phrase down here.0 -
readjusting her skirt after a quick bathroom break0
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Didn't leave me a tip in the jar after I handed him paper towels and a mint in the restroom while wearing my tuxedo. Threw wet paper towel at me.Putting dollar bills in his waistbandThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »I'm just waiting for the DJ to play this one song.
::: slips DJ a dollar bill with a note, "Can you play 'If Only' by Hanson?" :::
Not sure if jokes on you for knowing a Hanson song so well....or me for just listening to a Hanson song...
Yeah, but are you really listening or are you just like... kind of hearing it?
Ok this needs to stop.
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Haha no it wasn't like that at all. Clubs here usually have a guy in a tuxedo handing out mints and paper towels in the restroom.
http://youtu.be/iDAktBrFkhA
Jo, you're the best! LOL!0 -
Getting chased by some guy in a Tux yelling "STOP THIEF!!!"0
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ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »Haha no it wasn't like that at all. Clubs here usually have a guy in a tuxedo handing out mints and paper towels in the restroom.
Jo, you're the best! LOL!..lol..aww I thought it was like a full service thing where once youve finished you hand them a towel to whip the spit off and a mint for the kiss goodbye..
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Mouth2mouth and CPR on some gal that has flat-lined0
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Suffocating some gal just so he could watch slim perform mouth to mouth on her0
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Dancing like crazy0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Suffocating some gal just so he could watch slim perform mouth to mouth on heralinamferdinand wrote: »Dancing like crazy
LMAO PMSL (in my bath water!)
Letz all dance0 -
ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »Putting dollar bills in his waistbandThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »I'm just waiting for the DJ to play this one song.
::: slips DJ a dollar bill with a note, "Can you play 'If Only' by Hanson?" :::
Not sure if jokes on you for knowing a Hanson song so well....or me for just listening to a Hanson song...
Yeah, but are you really listening or are you just like... kind of hearing it?
Ok this needs to stop.
You're definitely playing "the girl" in this interaction0 -
She is bartending and sneaking drinks while working0
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Sitting at the bar..quietly ..0
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martini in one hand and grabbin butts with the other0
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Climbing up on the bar and rippin off his shirt0
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Squealing and waving the stripers shirt abover her head0
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Watching...0
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Not giving a f (aka Honey Badger)0
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doing a round of shots with the hot ladies0
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Come on over for a shot @Jerzeegirl130
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Not sure if you seen Don John, but she is scarlett Johansens character in that movie..... So she is standing at the bar looking sexy0
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looking at himself in the mirror.0
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Hanging with his bros0
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Doing shots off some guys stomach..0
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Doing shots off some guys stomach next to me0
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waiting in line for body shots0
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walking around looking for his shirt while not REALLY looking for his shirt.0
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Centre stage..bumping and grinding and unzipping his pants0
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