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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Smiles in his profile pic because he can't stop...botox gone horribly wzrong
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    edited December 2015
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    Makes porn movies every weekend..ooops ..sorry supposed to be a lie.. :D
    Smokes cuban cigars for breakfast

  • Wiz_Joe
    Wiz_Joe Posts: 476 Member
    edited December 2015
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    Has a bong hidden somewhere in her house
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He's lying about Slim!
  • cowgirlqueen
    cowgirlqueen Posts: 466 Member
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    lives in the desert tans too much
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She calls herself a Cowgirl because she rides her cow named Betsy!
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    Doesn't brake for animals
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    Sends 5 hours in front of the mirror everyday.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Wears a pewter chasity belt
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Licks his windscreen every morning..says the bugs taste good
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Has fathered 10 love children..paternity tests pending on 8 others
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    This one time I saw him carrying two dogs. They were just little teacup yorkies but still there was two of them
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    Calls himself the raccoon so he can get free cookies
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    She spends her days peeping out her windows spreading gossip about her neighbor the raccoon man
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    Known around these parts as Squirrelly McGee. He raids the recycling bins on garbage day for empty boxes...his biggest prize is the baking soda box I threw away last week.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
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    Has an army of raccoons to attack her enemies and do her bidding
  • Wiz_Joe
    Wiz_Joe Posts: 476 Member
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    Missed the perfect leg curve award
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    brings a basketball to the bowling alley
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    never wears pants...people stare on the street but he doesn't care he likes the feeling of the breeze on his bits
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    She walks beside him ..fanning his bits when there is no breeze

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