Yoga Nightmare

sophiehayesgym wrote: »

Black girl in yoga class , I see post and had to comment from experience I cling on to my farts with dear life in yoga but there is a half cast girl who without shame farts constantly . She just pushes them out in everypose a lot of them stink to high heaven she is a fit looking women with a very good body and always wears yoga pants th at accentuate her behind I make sure im not behind her as the constant relieving of stinky gas makes me gag. Then in the changing room it continues . I try to go futhest away as possible . The first time
I was on same bench in changing room when she took her leegings of and blatantly passed a lot of gas in her knickers in front of ,me each time oooh and rrrimg at the relief

Ok. I thought the OP was hilarious but this one had my husband ask me what I was laughing at. Too funny.

Exercise is good for us and its natural and normal to pass gas, whether jogging (where nobody can hear it or smell it unless you're inside on s treadmill), doing weights, yoga or whatever. Thanks to the OP for this funny and frank thread.

Hahaha! You were releasing gas in increments for about 20 minutes? Did you strategically wait for the loud bass hits during any of the songs to try and cover up any noise you were scared of letting out?

This was hilarious.

Yoga Nightmares , my first time was a lot of embarrassing grief also found this and feel a little better I am not the only one , first time for me 3 years ago all is good now . I suffer a little constipation some of the time so get a little backed up . First yoga class I was in little to my knowledge would untangle my bowels and make every thing start to move down below . First it starts with airy farts then it was the urge to poop like urgent I excused myself for a toilet break then rushed to the toilet and pulled my yoga pants and knickers down urgently and 2 urgent poops plopped into the toilet , I felt ok and went back in to class only 5 minutes later needed to poo again the end on if was already in my knickers this repeated like 3 times before I decided to go home and deal with it

Wow, I never realized the trials and tribulations of yoga. While I'm not sure I'll ever be gearing up for a yoga class, I'll keep this one in my back pocket just in case.

That's why yoga classes should have dogs. Blame the dog.

'Yoga 4ss'

cerise_noir wrote: »

LAURENBETH200 wrote: »

not very feminine though gassing up the place

I think, by now, men have figured out that women *gasp* fart.

Own them.

I thought this was just mythological folklore?

You sound like a 65 year old mysogynist cab driver