First thought when you see the above posters username

Crazyjoe N.

his name is Michael

I think of Cigaretttes

I think India

He's not fat

She's probably really graceful and coordinated. From skating to I assume she does synchronized swimming, she's probably great at these things.

Im guessing thats how he saw himself when he started...really needs a name change..
@Thatawesomeasiannerd

Her name is Tracy.

He was left out in the rain and rusted? Or his name is rusty

She's the great great great granddaughter of Emily Bronte