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isn't very funny at all...totally didn't make me laugh with that lie0
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Should pull his pants up!0
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Should wear pants0
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is really an evil wizard0
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His picture is of his son, he's really a maths professor at Harvard university
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is in witness protection program0
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Went to juvie as a teenager for selling the answers to tests to all his classmates0
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Bought the answers off him ..0
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Never sleeps0
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Sleeps with me ..thats how he knows0
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Hahaah.. Farts in bed0
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Plays dutch oven with me0
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must be handled with oven mitts (she's that hot)0
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Are you saying Im not hot ...
Uses oven mitts to roll me in bed0 -
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Had a wardrobe malfunction...low and behold, he was wearing pasties!!0
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Makes a living selling Tassels and Pasties to young Men0
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Was better than me at pastie tassle twirling.0
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Spends her day at the local beach offering free sunscreen application to the hotties0
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Plans her beach visits so that she can get s free rub down.0
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