Post a lie about the person above

Has just moved to a new home

Plays a harmonica to give a soundtrack to her life

Oilers biggest fan

(doesn't everyone)

stole all the paper bags from the store so I can't get any

She started doing that ever since @csbnga spiked her drink once

Is pierced everywhere

Believes he was abducted by aliens

Not a wiz at anything, actually very slow!

Had to! She made me late for my Uncle Walters Funeral just because she couldnt get her hair just right!!

Looks like a ken doll under that shirt..all smooth and shiny...