We broke up because...
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Spoke an alien language that nobody understood0
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She was species-ist against aliens!0
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He did not agree that aliens are really tasty0
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Ate my alien
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She had a hissy fit after eating my peri peri alien with macho peas, side salad and alien peri peri bites with salsa. She loved it! But apparently slaughtering your own "meat" is gross"0
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Lol ^^^ you have to be drinking
Had a few *mental* issues0 -
I just wasn't good enough for her
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Lol ^^^ you have to be drinking
Had a few *mental* issues
ROFLMAO sorry, as sober as I can get lol (and dying for a Nando's aaaarrrggghhhhh)
Too low self confidence, I kept trying, she was having none of it0 -
She kept rolling on the floor laughing her a$s off.0
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she told to get off her a$s0
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Would never happen...He's mine
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Thought I was lazy0
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she just lay there..I had to do all the work0
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Expected me to do stuff when I was tied to the bed0
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Couldn't do stuff while tied to the bed.
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Didn't know how to tie0
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Her insatiable sexual appetite was to much even for me.0
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Pfft ..obviously couldn't keep up..no stamina0
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I was intimidated0
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She said "for greener pastures"0
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