We broke up because...

g44219

she got a little upset when she found out I videoed us

slimgirljo15

I was upset because I didn't get a cent from royalties

g44219

she was a gold digger

slimgirljo15

He was broke..couldn't support us..

g44219

she tricked me into letting her handcuff me to the bed and made off with my wallet

slimgirljo15

We were the only two left on mfp we couldn't break up lol

g44219

Agreed! it was up to us to repopulate this MFP thread.

slimgirljo15

Im running out of reasons to separate anyway..

g44219

She got pregnant and Maury said I was NOT the father.

synchkat

Too many kids...no money for my Christmas gifts

SaraSwan7

Lol all she cares about how much gifts she has from me

g44219

was a nascar fan always watching a race

synchkat

Didn't let me watch tv

g44219

she always wanted to watch porn!

synchkat

Judgmental, didn't approve of my tv watching

g44219

haha she was abusive. Co workers started questioning me about the bruises

slimgirljo15

Punched himself to make people feel sorry for him

FabulousFantasticFifty

Used that same trick to get me arrested!

slimgirljo15

Was arrested for peeking into neighbours windows

FabulousFantasticFifty

Caught her with the neighbor and her Husband!

Test_Ryder

She concerned herself with matters other than my manhood

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't believe me when I said I was giving them an innocent massage..and we had to take our clothes off so as not to get massage oil on them

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always trying to prove his Manhood by Grunting, Farting and Burping!

Rawlings124

Laughed at my manhood.

g44219

he was too kewl for me

slimgirljo15

He wanted me to call him *big daddy* but I couldn't without laughing ..

g44219

Lol she said "it's cute" never tell a guy it's cute!

slimgirljo15

Got upset when I was truthful ..*it is cute*

g44219

she giggled every time she told me it's not the size that matters......

slimgirljo15

I tried to be encouraging about his little equipment..he didn't appreciate it