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We broke up because...

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    His idea of arm candy was licking my arms.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited June 2015
    Her arms were Peppermint flavored and had red and white stripes! I couldn't keep her ex from sneaking up and licking her all of the time!
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
    Never wanted to try a threesome...
  • JustJewels18
    JustJewels18 Posts: 335 Member
    he has bad taste in sports teams
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Was into all types of sports, but not the bedroom sports
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
    Only wanted to watch bedroom sports
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She only wanted to watch, I wanted to participate
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Let some girl watch us in the bedroom, and I didn't even get a cut of the $20.00 he charged her.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    She charged be $50 for a video of it -- Damn (I'll bet she didn't share the $50 with @kjm3579 )
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    She drove me to the store to get her drinks

    She never did anything for herself.

  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was helping impregnate other girls!!!
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
    Her imagination proved too much!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Had to much imagination, pretended he had invisible friends. In hind sight it might have been a mental disorder! *Shrugs*
  • ACyclingAdmin
    ACyclingAdmin Posts: 444 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He was helping impregnate other girls!!!

    Helping might not be the word for it. haha.

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    Her mental disorder that involved eating massive amount so of toilet paper started to become part of the budget.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Made it his personal goal to have 100 children by different women.
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    routinely froze her eggs in her effort to help gay/lesbian couples procreate - a noble effort, but odd when she didn't want to get pregnant herself.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Wanted to buy my eggs from me so she could sell them on ebay!! She didn't think I would be a fit mother.
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    i didn't understand what being a mom had anything to do with why she wanted to charge me for her Eggs Benedict recipe when I wanted to sell it for BOTH our profits...
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    She was a Clevand Cavaliers fan (Go Warriors)
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I'm from Sacramento....it would never work!