Embarrasing But True

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  • chevy88grl
    chevy88grl Posts: 3,937 Member
    All of my pets (except for the most recent addition) have been named after star wars characters:

    Cats:

    Yoda (my first baby kitten - had ringworm on her face and looked like Yoda)
    Chuy (found at a Chuy's restaurant but named after Chubacka)

    Dogs: Luke & Lea (both lab mixes).

    Heh. Four of my 6 animals have NASCAR names....

    Earnhardt, Stewart, Bristol and Phoenix...

    I also have Daisy and Forrest.
  • Mommawarrior
    Mommawarrior Posts: 897 Member
    OKay,,,,,,these are too funny!

    Khodges, my daughter drools so bad when she sleeps that she stopped wearing a shirt to sleep in cause they were always soaking wet when she got up.

    Sh3lby, if a person doesn't love late 80's music they should be shot.....YOU GO GIRL

    Heather75, you aren't incapable of unconditional love, it is just a fine art that not many master (myself included most days).

    CHEVY......TOO FUNNY!

    Rockin, who doesn't love Coal Miner's Daughter!????

    Sue, you aren't missing anything!


    OKAY.....I am afraid of rubber animals....DEATHLY AFRAID.... I can not walk down a toy isle if there are rubber animals in it. I have left stores before because kids were carrying around a rubber snake or whatever and I never knew if they would come near me with them.
    I actually left my daughter, when she was 23 months old, in a store alone because she picked up a rubber fish. My mom was in the next store over and I went and got her and told her to find Brandi and told her why I left her.
    I have been this way ALL MY LIFE, I am 38 years old.

    So ya see Khodges.....go ahead and drool!
  • MysticMaiden22
    MysticMaiden22 Posts: 324 Member
    I recently started watching "Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County" and "The Hills." Seriously. I watch it on Netflix since I never watched it since it was on MTV and it's now cancelled. I watch maybe 3 episodes each day before I go to bed.
  • MysticMaiden22
    MysticMaiden22 Posts: 324 Member
    All of my pets (except for the most recent addition) have been named after star wars characters:

    Cats:

    Yoda (my first baby kitten - had ringworm on her face and looked like Yoda)
    Chuy (found at a Chuy's restaurant but named after Chubacka)

    Dogs: Luke & Lea (both lab mixes).

    Heh. Four of my 6 animals have NASCAR names....

    Earnhardt, Stewart, Bristol and Phoenix...

    I also have Daisy and Forrest.

    lol I used to have cats named after characters on Degrassi: The Next Generation. Snake, Spike, Spinner, and Toby.
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    i talk to my dogs like they are real people. i even think they're my bff's.

    Me too. But they are the best listeners, and give the greatest advice. They think I'm awesome.
  • keb80
    keb80 Posts: 394
    I once had a sexual dream about Matt Lauer from the Today show. :laugh: And, to be honest, I don't even find him particularly attractive, though, I guess it coulda been worse.... :ohwell:
  • oldscratch
    oldscratch Posts: 146
    All of my pets (except for the most recent addition) have been named after star wars characters:

    Cats:

    Yoda (my first baby kitten - had ringworm on her face and looked like Yoda)
    Chuy (found at a Chuy's restaurant but named after Chubacka)

    Dogs: Luke & Lea (both lab mixes).

    THIS RULES!
  • oldscratch
    oldscratch Posts: 146
    I WIN.....
    i accidentally lit my boxers on fire on a weekend date to wine country. (first over night date *wink* with this particular girl) never heard from her again ......shocking huh? :)
  • efokken
    efokken Posts: 138 Member
    Apples and carrots make me burp...:tongue:
  • Luvlee85
    Luvlee85 Posts: 120 Member
    1. I moan intensely and loudly in my sleep(no I'm not dreaming)

    2. At 25 still afraid of the dark, can't sleep in a dark room.
  • LizC26
    LizC26 Posts: 319 Member
    I go to the "Redneck Games" every year :ohwell:
  • kr3851
    kr3851 Posts: 994 Member
    I have a nipple in my belly button. I'm afraid that when I lose my weight, it will appear for the world to see!!
  • brph26
    brph26 Posts: 207 Member
    I love watching all of the real housewives shows: OC, NY, Atlanta, NJ, Miami :tongue:
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
    im deathly afraid of squirrels...dead ones, live ones...ALL of them. i locked myself in my car once because someone chased me with a dead one, so they put it on my windshield right in front of my face....i had a panic attack and passed out from not being able to breath...thankfully they had a key to my car to get me out lol
  • laurad1406
    laurad1406 Posts: 341
    i fricken drool in my sleep... all the time :(

    Haha me too! When i was a kid the dentist had a nickname written on my effing file that said "Tallulah drool-ah"
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    I fart so loud at night I wake myself up and my dog, I blame it on my dog and go back to sleep
  • laurad1406
    laurad1406 Posts: 341
    I fart so loud at night I wake myself up and my dog, I blame it on my dog and go back to sleep

    Haha this made me LOL, my BF woke us both up the other night and I was awake for 30 minutes laughing so hard. The look on his face was priceless, plus it was a good unexpected ab workout!
  • runlorirun
    runlorirun Posts: 389
    Oh God, ok. I have read the Harry Potter books 3 times. I even read Chamber of Secrets in Spanish for fun. Seriously, I could live in those books.

    I have my own set in hard back, I have read each one at least 7 times. I LOVE them! I have also read the Twilight Saga several times. On top of that I have all the HP and Twilight Audio books and I listen to them at night to put me to sleep. Yep, kid at heart :embarassed: But the worst... I am addicted to Harry/Ginny fan fics...lol
  • stronglikebull
    stronglikebull Posts: 402
    my cats, Jackson Pollock and Georgia O'Keefe
    aaaaamazing.

    i watch makeup tutorials and/or massage videos on youtube when i can't sleep.
  • Solly123
    Solly123 Posts: 162 Member
    I fart so loud at night I wake myself up and my dog, I blame it on my dog and go back to sleep

    Sorry - but that is just so funny!! Lol....

    Baked vegetables give me serious wind!!

    I have full blown conversations with my cats, my dog and my horses..

    I also have imaginary conversations on my drive home from work.. If I've had a bad day, I'll "argue" out the problems with the person (who isn't there!!) and will have all bases covered. Great for releasing stress. Not good when you refer to it the next time you have an issue (eg, last time we spoke about this... - eh, we've never spoken about this!! Oooppsss!!) Lol - see I am nuts!!
  • SommerJo
    SommerJo Posts: 258 Member
    I also have imaginary conversations on my drive home from work.. If I've had a bad day, I'll "argue" out the problems with the person (who isn't there!!) and will have all bases covered. Great for releasing stress. Not good when you refer to it the next time you have an issue (eg, last time we spoke about this... - eh, we've never spoken about this!! Oooppsss!!) Lol - see I am nuts!!

    I do this too -- it's my "What I should have said" moment. So if we're nuts -- at least we're in good company :)
  • kathyhull
    kathyhull Posts: 327 Member
    i talk to my dogs like they are real people. i even think they're my bff's.

    Me too and I see nothing wrong with that! They don't argue or talk back and, if I'm any where near food of any kind, they actually seem as if they're listening to me and care what I'm saying. I love my dogs. Some people not so much!
  • FitRodr
    FitRodr Posts: 353 Member
    i talk to my dogs like they are real people. i even think they're my bff's.

    Same here! My cat has no opinion and is always supportive. I loves her very much
  • FitRodr
    FitRodr Posts: 353 Member
    I have a nipple in my belly button. I'm afraid that when I lose my weight, it will appear for the world to see!!

    Ok, real confession.... I have a 3rd nipple... Thank god it is mostly hidden beneath the bottom of my bra. LOL It's the strangest thing and I NEVER tell anyone.
  • Ghoulina
    Ghoulina Posts: 60 Member
    I have a problem with even numbers. Everything I can control (volume on TV or radio, microwave, alarm, etc.) is always on an odd number.

    I have an obsession with the teen show, Degrassi.
  • Karleyyy
    Karleyyy Posts: 857
    I washed tables in middle school and got picked on a lot. In my defense, I got free ice cream for doing it....
  • welcominganewself
    welcominganewself Posts: 283
    I am the opposite. I HATE odd numbers, no matter what I am doing I like it to be even numbers. My husband recently figured out that I always have the volume on the tv or radio set on an even number and now he laughs at me about it and will purposely put it on an even number when he has the remote.

    I only eat m&m's in pairs and they have to be the same color.
    I have a problem with even numbers. Everything I can control (volume on TV or radio, microwave, alarm, etc.) is always on an odd number.

    I have an obsession with the teen show, Degrassi.
  • reneepugh
    reneepugh Posts: 522 Member
    What's not embarrassing about my life! Anyway, there are a few things. Because my husband and I both play music, the fact that I love Lionel Richey comes to mind :smile: . Also, I read a lot of books but one of my guilty pleasures that is somewhat embarrassing is I love Stephen King books! Reading the Dark Tower right now. Also, no matter how old I get, I am also embarrassed to say that my husband and I still play Magic The Gathering.

    Now that I unleashed how nerdy I am. I have to see what all of you have to be embarrassed about!
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    I'm a nose picker... the way people have a cigarette on their drive home from work, I have my finger in my nose.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    I had a Marilyn Monroe moment, the whole skirt flying up in the air, except it was a huge gust of wind and I was with my sons and their friends, and wearing a thong, sigh.
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