We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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It was me and her together0
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Never wanted to do things together!0
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There was always another woman involved somewhere.....
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She made my Mama move out!
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She was too social!0
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He was antisocial!0
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I kept waking up with strangers walking around in the house.0
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She escaped from Shady Acres and had to be sedated 24/7!0
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I nicked her leg while shaving, once..
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He didn't like my Amazon Woman Lifestyle! I don't like to shave Dammit!0
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She made dreadlocks on her legs and her armpits, and insisted it was normal. Her hairdresser called me up and asked me to have her "checked out" as she was worried what she would do next.0
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she developed an allergic reaction to my beard
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..cheated 0 -
Always Bringing up the Ex that cheated!0
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found she had another man's name tattooed on her... *ahem* body0
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Felt neglected that it took him 5 years to discover my ex's name tattooed on me.0
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she got made when I insisted on tatooing my entire name on her backside
Rupert
Umberto
Nestor
Tomás
Ignacio
Moishe
Englebert
Roberts0 -
I couldnt say his name in one breath0
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asthmatic..she was always out of breath0
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She had all these guys names tattooed on her *kitten* but wouldn't put mine...
*wideload*..
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Called me a F*t A**! 0
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She said I lacked staminaafter I passed outafter our 7th 'trip around the world'0
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He couldn't get it up..even splinted with paddle pop sticks0
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She broke me....
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He was broken ..next...
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She was always saying "next"!!0
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he wouldn't put on a tie (or shirt) for dinner0
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because I had bigger boobs than......her.0
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Was about to squat for a dump on our floor in that pic..boy did shiiit hit the fan afterwards 0
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he had a breastfetish0
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