If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

Order my coffee. Sorry, I got priorities.

Free myself and my shield maiden, then head out the door to pillage and plunder

Chase after and throw muffins at them as they flee!

Right!? Who's crazy now!?

Say "hey so I made you that lasagna, let's get some cheesecake and rock this coconut stand".

Buy us each one of my favorite drink and brownie and discuss current events. Try to figure out how to cough politely so as not to get her too sick!

Give him a big hug and tickle his beard..ask if hes buying

Ask to cut in

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Ask her to join in but I'm not leaving! ;p

I was cutting in to dance with you doll

Wrap him in a big bear hug...*smooch*..buy him anything his little heart desires and organise where he is going to take me sightseeing

Say hi