If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

Nod and smile.

Grab my coffee and ask to join the discussion

Ask her where the lasagna came from and buy her a cup of coffee.

Listen to the music playing, drinking my whatever number coffee of the day. LOL!!

Stroke his beard. I wouldn't even make conversation I'd just straight up to him start stroking it.. His beard that is.

Stand in line to be stroked

Give her a big hug, then grab her azz

Buy her a coffee whilst she grabs his *kitten*..

schibsted750 wrote: »

hahaha, when that word got censored it had five stars instead of three... so I thought he said something else

Mfp purposely puts 5 stars for all the swears so you can't work them out. Those sly dogs.

Smile at him until I realize he took the last coffee cake